Two new ways of describing things which i've recently come to like a lot:

1. On Fire
I mean, literally on fire. Like something has been set alight.
You could say 'That bird is blue' or 'that bird is flying' or 'that bird is on fire'.
It's a really, really, good way of describing things.

2. Blows Chunks
'Wow, this movie blows chunks!'
It makes awful imagery in my mind that somehow reminds me of throwing up. Good for describing things you don't like much.

Run the terms through your head for a bit and maybe you'll fall in love with them too.